Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 1
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 August 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you |
| 0:08.3 | slide by on track to your |
| 0:15.0 | there, |
| 0:20.0 | the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there. |
| 0:21.0 | This is how travels should feel, on all trains it does a Vanti West Coast feel good travel |
| 0:32.1 | Hey if you want to listen to the full Bert show everyday un-interruptive, we got no ads on that thing, |
| 0:39.1 | all you have to do is become a bonus BS subscriber. That's bonus birch show. Find out more at the birch show |
| 0:45.1 | dot com slash bonus BS. The birch show. We're nearing the end of the week. I thought we could use |
| 0:50.9 | a little stupid to kick off the show to keep us motivated to get to Friday |
| 0:54.6 | Yeah turn me around on stupid I love some stupid |
| 0:56.8 | Okay, bring on the stupid isn't it so much easier so much more fun than than the |
| 1:02.2 | serious especially in a political season. |
| 1:04.6 | Let's just get stupid together, right? |
| 1:07.0 | All right, so I came across this video on Instagram and I, it brought me back to a stupid bit we did back and I looked it up back in |
| 1:17.9 | January I'm like oh it's been a minute we need to revive this this little bit of stupidity. So the video I saw |
| 1:26.6 | an Insta was from Derek Downey Jr and he has a pet squirrel and he posted a video of his squirrel and he shoved some food into a microphone and so the scroll goes up and it looks like the squirrel singing into a microphone, okay? And the captain says, |
| 1:43.3 | Lord, it's about to be a hot squirrel summer in these nibble streets. |
| 1:47.2 | Which squirrel are going to match her freak? |
| 1:50.0 | You got me climbing for these nets. |
| 1:52.0 | Come over there. You got me climbing for these nuts. |
| 1:58.4 | Let me get on the mic real quick. I'm a little nasty. I want to talk about it. |
| 2:02.1 | Let's do it. I'm in a nasty squirrel. Up in a nasty squirrel |
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