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We'll decide. Are you shady? You will be bedding shady or not. The Bert Show will decide.

If you shady, you will regret it.

Alright, so she and her ex-husband. I even I threw myself off with my own shady.

Alright, she and her ex-husband are having a difference of opinion when it comes to the

new woman he's dating. She wants to meet this woman and he's pretty much like, no, sorry.

Hold on. I'm just firing on all cylinders.

That's you. Thank you. That's better than it was last week.

Yes, totally. You sound like we got Kristen back.

You do. That's good. Yeah, I do. I feel much better. Thank you.

She's heard a lot about this new girlfriend but she asked me to meet up and the husband's like, no.

Well, he still lives in their old neighborhood and they have a Halloween party every single year.

One of the neighbors has a Halloween party every single year and it was this past Saturday and he

was going to go with the girlfriend and she told him that she wasn't going to go even though

they're still friends with all the neighbors. But then she hit us up and she goes, is it wrong

if I get dressed up and nobody can tell it's me and I go to this party and I spy on my ex-husband

and he's new girlfriend just to kind of like gauge how she interacts with others and pick up

whatever I can to see if I like her or not. Did they have kids? Was that part of the equation

also like she hadn't met the kids yet and he was really reluctant to make that meeting.

So she's like, well, if he's not going to do it, I'll do it, right? Well, I mean, I don't know if the

new girlfriend has met the kids or not. I'm assuming they have. It's the ex-wife that wants to

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