Can You Settle This Bedroom Debate The Studio Can’t Agree On?

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🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Do you sleep UNDER or OVER the top sheet of your bed? Settle this studio debate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.0	Kaylee, you say that the world is split into two different groups.
0:06.3	It has nothing to do with politics whatsoever.
0:09.1	Nope, not at all.
0:10.6	And I didn't even realize when I was making my apology tour last week to my wife, very
0:17.0	sarcastically, of course, that one of the things that I was apologizing but really not apologizing
0:24.2	for was not sleeping under the sheet on top of the sheet.
0:29.9	Does that make sense?
0:31.9	Sleeping on top of the sheet on top of the sheet.
0:33.8	Not sleeping under the sheet on top of the sheet.
0:37.9	Not the comforter.
0:38.9	The sheet.
0:39.9	You have the fitted sheet.
0:40.9	Yep.
0:41.9	And then you have another sheet.
0:42.9	A flat sheet.
0:43.9	Right.
0:44.9	And then you have your comforter.
0:45.9	Yes.
0:46.9	He doesn't sleep underneath the flat sheet.
0:48.9	He sleeps on top of it.
0:50.9	Yeah, I hate it.
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