Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 14
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🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:38.6 | She was in her head about it. She wasn't sure exactly how to handle it. She reached out to us and we all basically landed on her finding him finding her dad shrine, which was sports. |
| 0:48.6 | No moms is supposed to be she was supposed to find mom shrine. But we ended up happening is mom shrine was dead. |
| 0:56.6 | And dad trying was sports got it right. So that's how she landed on trying to communicate with dad through sports and well it went well. |
| 1:04.6 | So well that mom felt a bit left out and her boy did she think it was like a little inappropriate. Maybe she was spending so much time with her husband and stuff. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, yeah flirting was the word that was used right and her boyfriend thought the same thing. |
| 1:15.6 | Exactly. She even got mad and met her on the way home like you literally sat there and flirted with my dad all night in front of my mother. |
| 1:20.6 | Like what's wrong with you? Yeah, it's bold savage. Yeah. So she she worked it over with the boyfriend, but she still hadn't worked it over with mom yet. |
| 1:27.6 | And so the plan was for her to meet up with mom one on one and then they communicate and for her to finally kind of express the mom would happen in how she was a little bit into her. |
| 1:34.6 | Hey, and maybe she did too much and just be honest and open with her and finally get a chance to truly be yourself. |
| 1:39.6 | Did you have you guys ever run into this before before we get to the email update where you made a really bad first impression on a family that you are trying to impress when you're ex girlfriends. |
| 1:49.6 | No, no, no, I've always had good luck when it comes with the families. |
| 1:54.6 | Yeah, I think I told you guys the very first time I met my ex wife's dead. I didn't know he was going to be at her apartment and I was out the guys that night. |
| 2:02.6 | We're just going over to their crash at her house and I'm. |
| 2:06.6 | Yeah, and I he's walking down the stairs as I'm walking up and I was just buzzed enough to be 100% honest with him and say, this is now how I want to meet you for the very first time. |
| 2:17.6 | I've been drinking. And he's the kind of guy that really respected that thank God. |
| 2:24.6 | It actually started off on a good note. |
| 2:27.6 | So this is what she says about this weekend with his mom. She says, it starts off bad. |
| 2:34.6 | She brought her husband. That wasn't supposed to happen, right? No, it was supposed to be one on one with mom. Bless you. Yeah, because she was going to like fall on the sword and be like, listen, this is what I was trying to do. |
| 2:49.6 | This has been a complete just misunderstanding. That was legitimately the most silent sneeze I have ever not heard in my life. |
| 2:57.6 | It's a good. The only reason why I can do that is because my legs are crossed right now. |
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