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The Bert Show

Did You Know Your Nipples Can FALL Off?! Kristin Did!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

It's time to play Kristin's #StupidBitOfTheWeek! Are you savvy enough to break through the fake? Can you tell which of these headlines is #FakeNews? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

Kristen's stupid bit of the week couldn't have come at a better time for at least me this

0:05.9

morning.

0:06.9

I was just woken up a little irritated and I'll tell you why.

0:12.8

Smok alarm.

0:13.8

Yeah.

0:14.8

I can't figure this thing out.

0:17.8

I can't figure it out.

0:19.6

I've already told you guys I don't know anything about doing anything around the house, but I

0:23.6

do know this.

0:25.0

But when that smok alarm goes off the beep and the time to change the battery.

0:31.3

Well, different breezy.

0:33.4

Different beeps mean different things.

0:35.5

So yes, there's like one there's a one beep.

0:38.4

There's a two like there's there's multiple types of beeps.

0:42.5

One being that the battery needs to be changed.

0:44.5

That's only be by the Rick.

0:46.5

The battery changing.

0:47.5

It's only when I knew also right.

0:49.2

So I identified it.

0:52.2

Coming up there on me ladder actually was just a tall chair.

0:55.6

Change the battery.

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