Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 4 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.4 | So I can't remember how the conversation came up, but I have a friend who's trying to sell me on something. |
| 0:07.9 | He makes some valid points. |
| 0:10.2 | Okay. |
| 0:12.9 | He, over the past several years, I guess, at one point, they moved into a new house and the wife was disgusted because the |
| 0:24.6 | wallpaper that was in the restroom of the home, the bathroom of the home, was splattered. |
| 0:32.6 | And... |
| 0:32.7 | With what? |
| 0:34.8 | Stuff that splashes. |
| 0:37.2 | This is in one particular room in the house? |
| 0:39.3 | The bathroom. |
| 0:39.9 | Okay. |
| 0:40.6 | So like around the toilet, there was, you could just tell that that... |
| 0:45.8 | Bad shot. |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.4 | Seems like such an easy shot. |
| 0:49.2 | I mean, come on. |
| 0:49.8 | Mathematically, it's a very, very easy shot. |
| 0:51.8 | Right. |
| 0:52.1 | And I wasn't... |
| 0:52.6 | You should hit 100% of your free throws |
| 0:54.4 | yeah because i i said something like that because um i said something like that and and you know |
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