Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 11
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks for us |
| 0:01.5 | It's more bird show fix at the bird show dot com or follow us on social media at the |
| 0:06.3 | bird show the bird show |
| 0:08.2 | all right I gotta hear this story at for it from Abbey so happy like is just pulling in this morning but God the lesson hits |
| 0:16.0 | us yesterday she was in Florida as she's been telling us she's going to her cousin's wedding and |
| 0:21.1 | it must have been yesterday afternoon three |
| 0:24.4 | is when you text us and said I can't get on a flight until midnight? |
| 0:27.5 | Oh yeah and I had known for a couple of hours but I was just kind of hoping I was |
| 0:30.6 | like I feel like this is a bad dream that I'm gonna wake up from. So I wake up yesterday, |
| 0:35.4 | very hung over for my cousin's wedding, really enjoyed that open bar, and I checked my Southwest |
| 0:40.4 | app just to kind of see like, you know's my plane a you know it's it's |
| 0:43.7 | coming in at six perfect time gives me gives me enough time to not feel like I have to |
| 0:47.9 | rush out of bed I had a massage booked I was going to grab lunch by the pool and |
| 0:52.2 | then I was going to hop on my flight and everything was going to grab lunch by the pool and then I was going to hop on my flight and |
| 0:53.5 | everything was going to be great. So the flight was scheduled for what time? |
| 0:56.7 | It was scheduled for 6 p.m. and I look at my Southwest app and I thought I had an aneurism because it said midnight and I said that's |
| 1:06.1 | definitely not what I booked and it said it had been delayed due to air traffic control issues that I think were |
| 1:12.4 | happening all throughout Florida. |
| 1:13.7 | So this was a common issue happening to all planes like all throughout Florida. |
| 1:18.6 | And I'm like, okay, so I'm picturing myself getting into my apartment at 1.30 to then have a 4.30 a.m. wake-up call, but I'm like, you know what? |
| 1:28.0 | Well, power through. So I'm like, just in case it can't, it gets canceled because it kept getting pushed back because it was |
| 1:33.0 | midnight and then it was 1230 and then it was 1 a.m. I'm like it's going to get to the |
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