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An Uber Tried To Call The Cops On One Of Us?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Poor Abby almost missed her flight after an Uber driver threatened to call the COPS on her! What happened?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Bert show, what are we working here with today?

0:03.0

Let's take a temperature of the room on a scale of 1 to 10, Abbey,

0:06.6

10 being the best day of your life, oh my God, I've done it,

0:09.4

get a button to this.

0:10.4

And one being, being, this sucks.

0:13.0

I'm probably sitting at like a seven.

0:15.0

I feel a lot better than yesterday.

0:16.0

Oh my God.

0:17.0

Yesterday felt like Bird's Big Adventure where you're kind of sleep hung over

0:20.0

after I'd been sitting at the airport all day and gotten like three hours of sleep so

0:25.0

today's definitely on the up and up and it's nice to not have anything looming

0:28.9

over my head that I have to do which that wedding definitely felt like for the last two years.

0:33.2

Words were hard yesterday.

0:34.2

I think I had to do with the time change.

0:35.7

Yeah.

0:36.7

I don't like to like put up too much like emphasis on it.

0:40.5

You know when people say, oh the time change will mess me up for three days. I'm like come on man. It's one hour, but it can

0:45.8

Yeah, I couldn't talk yesterday. I feel it every year. How you doing today?

0:51.2

Probably about a five. Five dang I'm at a it. I'm still going through a lot, but I'm better than last time.

0:56.2

So if I was at a four before, I'm at a five now, this progression.

0:58.9

We are moving in the right direction. There you go. Slow, steady progress.

1:02.2

Cassie, where are you at today?

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