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subscriber. Find out more at the birch show dot com slash bonus BS. The birch show. So if Abby

here was dabbling in the idea of giving up her dating apps, there was a video going viral

over the weekend that probably pushed her right over the edge. And I'm not sure the name of the

podcast. This was from Dina. Yeah, I actually, you know, I forgot to pull it up because somebody

sent it to me and it literally I had already been like thinking about how I wanted to delete all

my dating apps. And I watched this and I was like, oh my gosh, like, this is perfect timing because

it confirms that I'm just over it. And I think I'm just going to join a convent and move on with life.

While Tommy's playing the clip, I'm going to pull it up so I can make sure I credit it. But

it's the picky boys. The picky boys podcast. This story made me want to lock my doors and

never leave my apartment again. My friend was telling me a story about her sister and a tender guy.

We can strap in, bro. Okay, so this person matched with someone on Tinder. Yada yada, they were

going through the motions. And the guy said, oh, I have nowhere to stay. Can I just stay by you?

She says, yes, she goes, fine, whatever. They go back to the house. She just locks herself

in her room and just lets the guy, you sleep in the living room, whatever, right?

2 a.m. The guy's banging on the door. I left my charger in there. I left my charger in there.

And the girl is like, you weren't in my room this whole time. Like, please, like, stop.

Calls the cops. Cops show up. They're like, ma'am, like, you can open the door now, but just be prepared

for what you're about to see out there. She opens the door, tarp, knives, duct tape, dexter,

dexter style. If she opened up that door, to ho, astude. Do you stop using Tinder after that?

Move to Hinge, probably. Stop using the internet. No, no, move to Hinge. No, it's just going to happen

again. Just this time it won't be a Tinder. I can be a Hinge guy. Hinge is where you find somebody

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