Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 5

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🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 5

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.1	The honeymoon period is over for Rebecca and her new boyfriend.
0:06.0	All the cutesy cute, everything he does is so cute, we're so connected.
0:10.0	That period is coming to an ad.
0:11.5	Because she's here today for us to settle two differences that she and her boyfriend have today in our couples court.
0:24.3	Oh. that she and her boyfriend have today in our couples court. Oh, it all starts off so great.
0:26.5	Everything they do is fantastic.
0:28.2	Even the little itty-bitty things that other people would find annoying.
0:32.1	You find so cute because you're so connected, but not anymore.
0:36.4	Yeah, I'm in a classic pickle, classic couples court pickle that I think you guys have
0:41.3	talked about before, which is why I am bringing this debate to the table because I truly
0:46.1	believe you will be balanced and fair, even though I'm right.
0:50.4	You can't sway the jury already.
0:52.5	I am correct.
0:53.6	All right, just so I have this right, my facts right, we are giving a fair and balanced argument when we only hear one side of it.
1:01.4	Give it your best shot.
1:02.9	Okay.
1:03.9	Yeah.
1:04.2	Okay.
1:04.8	Dude, that's how the world works anyway.
1:07.2	Indeed.
1:08.0	Yeah, full disclosure, I have a written statement and I texted him five minutes ago letting him know I was doing this. Indeed. Yeah, full disclosure, I have a written statement and I, I texted him five minutes
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