From The Vault: The Bert Show Breaks Down Toxic Parenting Phrases!
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🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.6 | Here's your kid warning, because I'm about to say something inappropriate. |
| 0:04.9 | Please do. |
| 0:05.5 | My four-year-old son told a babysitter I have a hairy penis. |
| 0:09.3 | Stop. |
| 0:11.5 | I am shookish. |
| 0:13.2 | I'm not surprised. |
| 0:15.1 | He said that you had a hairy penis? |
| 0:17.5 | I am shooketh. |
| 0:19.0 | There are times, there are very few times that I am speechless. I did not see that coming. |
| 0:23.9 | Jimmy told our babysitter, I have a hairy penis. |
| 0:28.2 | Okay. What's the origin story here? |
| 0:31.7 | Well, okay, so I wanted to do yoga yesterday, but Bart had to work on the condo. |
| 0:39.5 | So we hit up our babysitter, whom we adore, and she came over and hung out with Jimmy |
| 0:45.1 | Jam. |
| 0:46.6 | That's his nickname, and that's what she loves calling him. |
| 0:49.4 | Jimmy Jam! |
| 0:50.6 | And so he is at this beautiful little precocious age. |
| 0:57.5 | And the stuff that he says, even non-intentionally, it's just hilarious. |
| 1:03.8 | It's hilarious what they say and do. |
| 1:05.6 | We walked into a friend's house yesterday. |
| 1:07.8 | And he's like, wow, their house sure is looking nice. |
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