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The Bert Show man that dog by was so bad you can see down your bone dude.

Yeah it was interesting evening.

Kaylee our producer was out yesterday and said that he was trying to break up his dogs from

fighting and yeah that was a bad idea at least how you did it.

Yeah well I didn't mean to put my hand into the mix but let me just set the stage.

I went out to feed my fish, my coy fish and I guess I left the like the container of fish food

by the pond and my dogs were out and everything was cool and I got one of the dogs like to come

inside and I look out the window and the other dog is sitting in the grass just ripping into

this canister of fish food and I'm like that jerk and so I go to get him and then the other

dog sees it and just runs over and just starts attacking him.

So it doesn't even start eating the food just immediately goes into attack mound and I'm like

oh hell no because the dog that was eating the food he's an older dog he can't even see or hear

anymore he's almost he's old and so the younger dog just goes into attack mode and you know

and I started yelling and I tried to grab the dog and I guess my hand went in between there.

So you're trying to get to the call it was there a call?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I just felt this tooth just just sink into my pinky and then I just feel it drag like

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

and so I knew I was bitten I knew I was bleeding and then I just threw my elbow into the dog's neck

and leaned all my weight on it and it let go.

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