While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

The Tattoo is of Auschwitz, the international bestseller. The to write your life story. I was a young man locked up in a terrible place.

But I found something there.

Someone. And I found something there, someone.

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You're on The Burt Show.

Just telling Mo and Kristen I woke up this morning,

wide-eyed, fresh, feeling good, ready to do this show.

Let's start it!

And then realize, I was four hours before my alarm went off.

No.

Yeah, I went to bed at nine last night, woke up around 12, like let's do this out.

You ever have that where you just feel so fresh?

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