Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

I want to thank you, old St Nick

for the stuff that you leave on the eve of Christmas Day.

Worldwide overnight delivery is quite a trick and it ain't no wonder that you ain't got time to shave.

I know that you've been making me a toy up in the Arctic and I hope this message

reaches you before you've time to start it some folks like their Christmas is

all blue or even white, but for me the color green is exactly

right.

Santa, don't you bother with the chimney no more

slip my present into an envelope and slide it under the door cause nothing says

Merry Christmas like cash cash cash.

Yeah!

Don't need to front teeth for mistletoe kisses.

Jackson Franklin and grants my wishes all I want for Christmas is

Cash Cash Cash

Oh the size is perfect and the style's just right You know that it's the color I did. And never

ever ever would you hear me say does this money in my pocket make my butt

look big.

Show me what the holiday spirit's about

with a nice wire transfer into my offshore account call

nothing says

Merry Christmas like cash cash

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