Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. At the office Christmas party I started off with a Picardy. I didn't get sauced, but right now I'm lost. It's Christmas and I wonder where I am.

I had a beer and my mother's.

At my mother's.

Then two bottles of wine, which automobile is mine.

It's Christmas and I wonder where I am.

Someone caught me dancing with a snowman.

A policeman came and put me in his car. He said, are you drunk? And I said, no man, but could you drop me off at the next bar?

I guess my wife must be missing.

Who's this dog that I'm kissing?

They say his name's Spine. that I'm kissing

They say his name's spot and he likes me a lot It's Christmas and I wonder where I am

I was looking for a lady I could dance with so I stood beneath the missile towers.

Someone said you'll have a better chance if you take the lampshade off and put back on your clothes a lampshade

Isn't that the best time to be going I'm naked is it still snowing it's time I should

leave I'll be back new year's eve

it's Christmas and I wonder where I am.

It's Christmas and I wonder where I am.

Have you seen my hat?

I wouldn't want to freeze.

What a party!

Don't you wish you and me?

Good morning.

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