Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

If you enjoy listening to Christmas music,

you're going to love the new CD from Bob and Tom Records.

It's a dysfunctional family Christmas.

Finally, a Christmas album that portrays the painful infighting and psychotic episodes that typify the average American

family.

You'll hear songs like, All I Want for Christmas is Aunt Mildred to die.

And dashing through the snow, chasing my naked Uncle Steve.

And we just know you'll love this new holiday classic.

There's my brother Nicholas wearing lingerie.

Why did he choose Christmas tea to tell us he is gay.

How about this timeless hit from your schizophrenic cousin Ernie?

What are these strange voices in my head?

Do you hear what I hear?

And just like your obsessive compulsive sister-in-law,

Santa is making a list and checking it twice,

and then checking it again, and again,

and a couple of times after that.

So ask him to bring you your very own copy of

a dysfunctional family Christmas,

with songs like Chestnuts roasting on an open fire in the living room that my nephew the arsonist started.

And I saw mommy kissing Uncle Frank because pops in jail again.

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