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This is the Woody Show

This is the Woody Show This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Three, two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Happy Friday, everybody.

Hey, oh, happy Friday.

It is the Woody Show.

I am Menace.

We are joined by Gina.

We're joined by Greg.

We're joined by Borgian. Yeah. Seabass. We have Borts. We have Menji. We are joined by Gina. We're joined by Greg. We're joined by Borgon.

Yo. Seabass. We have Borts. We have Menji. We have Tyler.

Vaughn. We are, Vaughn. And we are missing Woody. And we're also missing Sammy. People

have been asking, we're Sammy. That's true. We haven't addressed that.

Sammy, yeah, she's been at a wedding in Hawaii, so you know, it sucks for her. One of those seven days weddings. A week long wedding. I apparently, I thought she was just knitting in the back. Did she say she was part of the wedding party? I think so. Okay, because that would make sense on how many days she's been gone. Or, I don't know. I never found that out. But anyways... It's okay. Girls have ridiculous, like, things they do. Yeah, there's a lot of pre-parties, all that kind of stuff. She has to get ready. Yeah, but the biggest news is Woody is not here because he is finally receiving his airplane. I know.

Finally, it's been weeks and weeks.

Weeks and weeks that he's been waiting for this airplane.

So he had to go pick it up.

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