The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.

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He's an imbecile.

Woody, he's our imbecile now.

The Woody Show.

It is the Woody Show on a Friday and a lot of people are still texting.

Where's Woody?

Where is he?

It's got the day off today.

He's going to be back on Monday.

It is a Friday and it's a special Friday because Menace is going to grace us with his late night monologue week in review which is always good hope you got a diaper on

on a kind of the peeing on a kind of the peeing from the laughter and here's better well

well this week m&em became a grandfather again.

This is crazy.

It's like Morgan, you can be this baby's great-grandmother.

Get her.

Morgan is so old, Sean Connery would help her across the street.

And he's dead.

Oh, no, I'm sensing a theme here already.

Sean Connery. Last week, get it because he's dead. All right. Last week we got to take a tour at Jay Leno's garage and Greg was cracking up Jay with a ton of jokes and but you didn't share that one joke, Greg, that one you know, you remember that one right? Oh, the one about the dude in the Soviet Union buying a car? No, no, no, no. Or the Dotson one? No, no, no. That other one, it said, check my oil and I'll joan your carburetor? Oh, that one. How did you forget the best one, Greg? I forgot it, yeah, I was talking about showing with Jay. Maybe that was more of a statement not a joke, but I don't know. I thought it was funny.

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