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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Woody.

All right, today it is Tuesday.

Yes, the most exciting day of the week.

It is Tuesday. It is February the 24th, 2026. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.

Good morning, Wood. We got Menace. Gina Grad is here. Sea bass is right. Da. There is Sammy.

Hello. Morgan is here.

Hey. Dumbass Tyler, Vaugh, Bort, Menji, all in the house today. You can be a part of the show as well. Give us a call. 87744 Woody. You can send us a text over to 2-29-87. We'll get into the entertainment stuff. We've got the birthdays, the porn of birthday, trending news headlines coming up for you here on this Tuesday morning. Man, there was a couple of things. Oh, so you know the people that use the toilet seat covers, right? The public restaurants. Always. See, you always use, I never used them. I don't think I've ever used one. Really? Really? Yeah. Oh, that's so gross. Because they're not dirty. I never thought this would come up, but, you know, I poop at work only in a mega nuclear emergency. Someone's saying to pinch. Yes. And I... Does he pinch one at work? I don't use them either. I read some study that the actual real sanitation effect is almost nothing. Yeah, so that's what I was going to bring up. Thank you. Great. I'm so disappointed. Well, no, because when we get here, they're perfectly, freshly clean. But I also, like, bleach isn't still in the water and everything. Yeah, I'll inspect the seat. I'll make sure there's nothing glistening or other things on there. Yeah. Yeah. So should you use toilet seat covers in public restrooms when they are provided?

It doesn't matter.

Yeah.

Paper toilet seat covers serve no hygienic purpose.

If the seat is clean and dry, you don't need a paper cover.

Yeah, I'll give it a wipe with several layers of paper first. What about like a gym bathroom, though?

That's where I use them.

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