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The Woody Show

HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 24th 2026 Podcast

The Woody Show

iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM

Society & Culture

4.63.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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News Headlines, After hours voicemail, Craigslist Price is Right & More! 

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0:00.0

Here's a question off the text for you, Morgan.

0:07.6

Oh, okay.

0:09.7

Has dumb-ass Tyler, they say question that's on everyone's mind.

0:13.6

Has dumb-ass Tyler accidentally walked in on Morgan while she's been in the bathroom?

0:17.9

Oh, you know what's embarrassing?

0:20.5

I have already walked in on him. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. See, because it's whoever doesn't lock the door. Right. I still don't think he locks the door. But it's like the bathroom door is closed. I didn't even know he was home. So I was like, oh, why is this closed? I thought maybe it stunk, and so he was trying to, you know, keep it in there.

0:39.7

Thankfully, his boxers were on.

0:41.5

I don't know what he was doing. Oh, so he wasn't like on the toilet? No, no, no. I guess he had just showered maybe. Okay. I didn't see anything. Was he, like, lotioning up? Oh,ish. He was looking down and doing something, but the second that I opened the door and it's like a sliding door too.

0:56.1

Oh, I hate those.

0:57.0

You guys hate it. was looking down and doing something, but the second that I opened the door, and it's like a sliding door, too.

0:56.1

Oh, I hate those. You guys hate it. It's a pocket door. I can see through the glass. It's about time he got to his feet to get to a microphone. This whole thing's going on. He's just sitting there like a slug. No, just letting her explain. I had just gotten out of the shower. What were you doing, though?

1:08.9

Because I walked in and I don't...

1:10.1

I was literally like...

1:11.3

Like checking yourself out?

1:12.3

No, I was getting the sleeves out of the shower. What were you doing, though? Because I walked in and I don't. I was literally like, checking yourself out.

1:12.3

No, I was getting the sleeves out of my shirt to put it on. Okay. All right. You're stuff's all inside out. Are you one of those people? That shirt was inside out. Yeah. When it comes to my laundry, sometimes I'll just leave it in the basket. Dude. So I'm very particular, as you can imagine, right?

1:27.7

Greg, do you do this?

1:28.8

So when you take off a pair of socks.

1:31.2

Yeah. get. Dude, so I'm very particular, as you can imagine, right? Craig, do you do this? So, when you take off a pair of socks, like, I make sure, before I throw them in the hamper, like, they're right side out. Sox, never. Yes. I'll do it with shirts and pants and pants. Okay. All this stuff, because like when I, inevitably, when I get my, uh, what are you doing?

1:45.7

Why don't you just come on in here, Tyler?

1:47.1

Yeah.

1:47.4

God damn. Dumbass. Jesus Christ. But yes, Woody. Like everybody's looking through the window. Yeah, like, Sammy and Menace are looking at the window. Wave me over. You like, huh. Come in. It's his first day. Like what's the, what's the, what's the miscommunication?

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