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Today is Monday.

It's February the 23rd, 2026.

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It is a brand new edition of The Woody Show.

Yeah. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Woody. We got Menace. Gina Grant. Hi. C. Bass is here. There is Sammy. Morgan's here. She's our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort, we got Benji.

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You can hit us up with the text over to 229.87. Check in with us. I hope you had a great weekend. We'll get some of the weekend cheers and jeers. I know last week people were a couple people texted in. They were upset. Yeah, right. Because after the long holiday weekend, last weekend, you know, was a President's Day weekend. We skipped the cheers and jeers on a Tuesday. I'm upset. Yeah. Yeah, so I was that of all the stuff? That's your favorite segment? I love it. All right. Well, look, I hope your weekend was good. The Olympics are over. Yeah. I watched all of it and I'm so sad it's over. You did? I watched zero. Oh, I was going to say. No, no, no, I take that back. I was at a hotel restaurant and I watched women's hockey and that's when I realized women's hockey exists. Wow. Never knew. Oh, really? Never knew. No kidding. It was the Times, Greg. I never knew. Huh. Yeah, but it's like all about rooting for America. I thought you'd be down for that, Greg.

I'm. Oh, really? Never knew. No kidding. It was the Times, Greg. I never knew. Huh.

Yeah, but it's like all about rooting for America.

I thought you'd be down for that, Greg. I'm just not into the Olympics. You know, it's, uh, it's weird. I feel like the Olympics are always around. It used to be every four years. Yeah, because it used to be every feeling. Never. Well, years ago, it used to be every four years.

You had the summer and the winter Olympics.

And then they started splitting it up or it was like, you know, this year was the summer. And then two years later, it was the winter. Two years later. So that's every two years as opposed to every four years. Yeah. And now it just feels like the minute we stop talking about this, now we're talking about the summer Olympics in Los Angeles. Because we are. Right. And then, you know, it's just, you're not into them. No, hell no. Don't care. No, I just don't care. Now, I did see something, living in the Olympic village comes with very strict rules. Okay. So when you stay in the Olympic village, no leaving the village without permission. Really? Ew. No parties. Athletes must leave two days after their event. You can't just hang and chill. And no alcohol whatsoever. Baird. Band from the Olympic Village. Boring. Boring. I'm there to win. Yeah, but also you have two days after two parties.

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