FULL SHOW: Messy Dates, Family Drama & Midnight Food Fights
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2025
⏱️ 134 minutes
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From wild first date stories and Nate’s old man phrases, to secret weddings, kindergarten concerts and chaotic family updates!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | Elvis? |
| 0:05.3 | Elvis is just like, it's a funny character. |
| 0:07.2 | He's funny. |
| 0:07.8 | He's straightforward with people. |
| 0:09.0 | I mean, he's very witty and awesome. |
| 0:10.8 | He's the best guy ever. |
| 0:12.3 | Pranking people. |
| 0:13.4 | Yeah, the phone tops are like seriously hilarious. |
| 0:15.8 | Like, I can't even breathe. |
| 0:17.3 | Everyone's just awesome. |
| 0:18.9 | Elvis Duran. |
| 0:19.9 | I just love you guys. And's just awesome. Elvis Duran. I just love you guys. |
| 0:20.9 | And the morning show. Hey, so I was talking to Gandhi. The question was, what's the worst date you ever went on? Yes. And actually, it started with her story about a bad date that I said, well, we should bring this to the air. So talk about that date. So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So we decided, hey, we're going to meet up at this park of flowers and we're going to go walk around and look at the flowers. So I get there, we're hanging out. And then he looks at me and says, listen, I'm going to be really honest. You got about 45 minutes till the acid I took hits me. So if you have any questions or like want to have serious conversation, it has to happen now. I was like, oh my god goodness. Oh my gosh. Where did that date go? |
| 0:56.5 | It went with the acid hitting him about 45 minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers. I can't handle this right now. And you left him. I left him in the park with the flowers. I think he's okay. Did you ever see you never saw him again? No. I was like, you had to do acid before our first date? Come on. |
| 1:11.1 | That's a little weird. |
| 1:12.2 | Yeah, let's think that's true. |
| 1:13.3 | See, mine just pales in comparison. What is it? Someone I really wanted to go out with for a long time. And finally, we're having dinner together. He's wearing this white shirt. And, of course, red wine all over his shirt. I spilled an entire glass of wine on him. |
| 1:26.5 | Was he really uncool about it? |
| 1:27.7 | Yes, he was uncool about it, But it was like, so date over. So I guess the topic should be first and last date. Same date. Mine was the guy who we went out and we were driving and all of a sudden he stops the car and I'm like, what are he doing? Takes his seatbelt off, comes on top of me on the other side of the car like in the |
| 1:45.4 | passenger seat and I'm like what the hell are you doing I thought this is what you wanted I'm like |
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