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All right, Froggy, it's all you.

All right, our listener, Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan.

And every year, his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

It's become a neighborhood problem and an nuisance.

He gets letters from the association.

So his daughter, Rachel, thought it would be good if I called from the

association to tell him, these things have got to come down.

All right. Let's see what happens in Froggy's phone town.

Hello.

Yeah, I'm looking for Dan. Dan?

Dana. Dana. Who's this?

This is Bob. I'm the Homeowners Association president. Yeah, I know you. You son of a bitch. I get those. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration. You understand? It's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your neighbors around you are complaining. There's not enough parking. My thing of my Christmas decorations. I like my Christmas decorations. As you remember last, this knowledge is across the neighborhood. Your neighbors around you are complaining. There's not enough parking. I do my thing on my Christmas decorations. I like my Christmas decorations. As you remember last, you didn't snage did across the street, their children were almost hit by cars that people try to come and view your light to smoke. You know what I did it? The hell isn't it across the street. The hell isn't across the street. I don't care what they do. I don't care if they don't like it. The fact that I celebrate Christmas. And you know what it was? It's not going to object to to. I'll tell you what it was. It was the helicopter.

That cost me a lot of money with that helicopter. I don't care if they don't like it, the fact that I celebrate Christmas. And you know what it was? It's not even subjected to.

I'll tell you what it was.

It was the helicopter.

That cost me a lot of money with that helicopter.

I thought it would be different to entertain the kids. Bring the helicopter in. Santa Claus coming on the helicopter. They don't like that. Well, that's too bad. That's technology. How many lights did you have last year?

You don't pay my electric bill, and what do you care how many light bulbs I got up anyway?

Suppose I have 10,000.

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