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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous Chorock. All right, good morning. It's the frequent. It's now just after 9 o'clock, which means we owe you tickets, just like heaven. I hope you're on the phone now. 8005-20-1067. We can reward call of 20 in a moment. They'll be going this Saturday at Brookside Rose Bowl. You can win more of those tickets throughout the day here at K-Rock, including 420. get yourself a VIP pair with the great Kevin Ryder during his 420 catch of the day right here on KROP. But if you want to just win tickets, get yourself in. You got them from us right now. Then we'll do them again at noon with Nicole Alvarez. And then three and six with Kevin Ryder and that bonus VIP access at 420. Lots of reasons to listen to KROC. It's almost like we're bribing you. Like we want you to just keep listening to the station for more and more hours so that we get credit and then we take advantage of your time by rewarding you with tickets. It's almost like that because it is that. That is exactly what we're doing. We've given you the secret now. That's why we're all here. Let's understand that this is a transactional relationship we're involved in, and it's okay because eventually we'll learn to tolerate each other in the process. And we say hi to our most recent recipient of this transactional relationship, and that is T.J. in Anaheim. Good morning, T.J. Yo, sweet kids Sweet dives to you and yours.

1:44.9

You are call it 20, which means we send you to just like heaven, just like that, all right? Oh my God, can't wait. Thank you so much, guys. You're very welcome. Thank you for starting your day with us on K-Rock. And for anyone who's a new listener to the show or only listening now because they want to win tickets, what would you say to them about their experience that they would get every single morning if they locked in on Klein Alley's show? Oh, this is the best show in the world. In the world. Thank you, T.J., well said. Couldn't have said it better myself. Although this person on the text line, excuse me, on the goat line would probably disagree, reality because they have finally watched, I guess they were trying to find the nipple piercing video, but they stumbled upon your panty

2:02.7

haul. excuse me, on the goat line would probably disagree, Ali, because they have finally watched,

2:18.3

I guess they were trying to find the nipple piercing video, but they stumbled upon your

2:21.2

Panty Hall video instead.

2:22.7

Hey, Sweet Divitz.

2:24.5

Yeah, I was listening to this show, and I got, they were talking about the granny

2:29.6

panty, uh, panty hall.

2:32.3

Um, and I had to watch and just

2:35.7

why and what

2:38.0

and how

2:40.1

how is like

2:42.4

what is it

2:44.6

yeah

2:45.8

but no

2:48.2

so many thoughts

2:50.1

this guy's experiencing all of those thoughts in real time watching

2:52.9

alley try on different pairs of granny panties i guess oh it's so confusing i what am i doing with my

3:00.0

life anyway love the show thank you right i just broke that man i love that the question was

3:07.1

how how it's clear how

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