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The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Music Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 823 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Monday Winners and Losers kicks off with Rio finally caught by the dentist, Patsy recovering from a car break in, Alex battling the new school term and Christian celebrating his first ever risotto. Then it’s a huge run of Signs You’re an Adult - from ditching beers for coffee to feeling proud of a perfectly hung washing line.

Plus, we dive into Strange Things You’ve Seen in Someone’s House and 'Fancy Bands' for the At Work Time Waster!

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0:00.0	IHart Podcasts. You can hear more Gold 104.3 podcast, playlist and listen live on the free IHart app.
0:09.3	Got anything good?
0:11.1	Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
0:15.7	Hey, this is Christian here. Thank you very much for checking out today's show.
0:19.6	Now, if you listen to our show, you're already one of us.
0:23.1	But why don't we take it a step further?
0:25.2	I invite you to join our exclusive Brightsiders Platinum Club.
0:28.8	You might have noticed, I'll start a call on the show The Bright Side of the Dial.
0:32.8	It's our way of letting you know what our show's about, what we stand for.
0:36.9	And the Bright Side is Platinum Club is our very own inner circle. So come and join us. What do you get? When you join the Bright Side is Platinum Club, you get your own membership card. You can also get access to our private inner circle. It's a private Facebook group. In there, our first alerts. Early ideas before they become anything on the show which means
0:56.2	you can out shape the show and also say no before something becomes a bad idea on the show you get
1:01.3	the time wasters the day before when re and i come up with the ideas of time wasters you'll hear
1:05.9	them before anybody else also every Friday, dropping into your inbox,
1:12.7	a unique private message from me to all
1:14.9	the brightsiders, only the brightsiders,
1:17.1	not for on air. So if you want to
1:18.7	join us, the only thing I need you to do
1:20.8	is text the word brightsiders
1:22.8	to 0475-03-1043.
1:27.0	I look forward to seeing you in there. And now, enjoy today's show. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Good morning, Pat. Morning. Good morning, Alex. Morning. And good morning in Rio. Good morning. Now, every Tuesday on a show, we always kick off by asking you guys, how was your Monday? How did you start the week?
1:45.0	Would you say you're a Monday winner or loser? Let me know which way. Was your Monday a winning Monday or a losing Monday? Which way and why?
1:53.7	0475-03-1043. Ria, how was it for you? I was a loser because I've been dentist dodging since Australia Day, actually, because they put my appointment on a public holiday and called to reschedule because they weren't on. Dream situation. Perfect. And I thought, well, actually, you know what? This is on you guys. I'm going to see you in six months. I tried to do my bit to go to the dentist. Sorry.
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