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FRUIT ETIQUETTE

Funemployment Radio

Greg Nibler

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6516 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Today: Does the pass still work, hard and soft pants, don't use a membership ID at the airport, overcharged and overworked-up about avocados, sociatal standards of eating from a British dude, and more - have a wonderful night friends; you are awesome.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I mean, never has the term stripper soup seems more appealing to me right now.

0:11.4

Usually that is not something I would say.

0:13.8

I don't understand why that wouldn't be appealing to you.

0:16.4

I mean, in theory, always in theory it's been that way.

0:20.3

Yes.

0:20.7

But right now, with this heat, yeah.

0:36.7

Hello, everyone. This is Funnoplait Radio. I'm Greg Nibble here with Sarah Stillin. Thank you so much for tuning in today. Wherever and however you listen to it. It is so fantastic that you do. So I got tired even just saying that. It is very hot here in Oregon, in Portland. and we are in the basement right now,

0:39.0

which even the basement is still... It's shockingly warm down here.

0:40.6

It's usually pretty cool. in Oregon, in Portland, and we are in the basement right now, which even the basement is still...

0:38.9

It's shockingly warm down here. It's usually pretty cool.

0:41.6

So what I've had it doing is circulating the cool air from down here to upstairs, because I don't

0:46.7

have central air, of course. I don't have air conditioning. But I think that's also in turn bringing

0:52.4

that warmer air down here as it's circulating it. So that's kind of what's been going on. It's giving whatever boost it can upstairs, but it is not helping down here in our Funimpoint Radio studio, which thank you everybody for joining. And if you are watching live... We're in the midst of a heat advisory right now. We are in the midst of a heat advisory. Mm-hmm. In the midst... There we go. You got it. Brain's not working. But if you are watching the live stream, it could be lagging a bit. I think that's because internet services are taxed and there's stuff down. There's power outages around too. So who knows what's affecting that. But anyway, we are here and we're going to do a bit of a show for you.

1:28.8

Now, Stripper Soup in case people don't know, I suppose newer listeners may be unaware of that term. That is the term for the pool at the apartment complex that Sarah lived... Used to pretend to live at. Yeah, used to pretend to live at. Yeah, I've never lived there. For many years. For many years. Many years you pretend to live there. 17 years, I'd say.

1:46.8

And they have

1:48.0

never do you know if they've updated that pass at all so I still have a friend that lives there who's

1:51.8

lived there for a very long time and he has told me at least of you know like a few months ago before

1:56.9

I'm like oh it was happening this summer that indeed they have never changed the pool pass.

2:01.0

They've never changed the pool past.

2:02.4

And I just refound my going through. Can you imagine how many thousands of people have come in and out of that apartment? I mean, it's a big apartment complex. I mean, okay, this person. There are hundreds of people there in general. This rad person I worked with the other day I was talking to them. And I had, because we were saying something about a pool.

2:18.8

And I'm like, did you ever know anyone who lived at this particular place?

2:21.6

And she's like, oh, yeah, I've, I've known people who have lived there a long time.

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