I'm always up before the birds and the kids.

Good thing Costa Express is always up too.

Early starts are easier with great coffee.

And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.

Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.

Oh, you legend.

Now that's a proper coffee.

Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.

Hmm.

Costa Express.

Quality coffee every time.

The You're not still staring out that window, are you?

I've got nothing else to do while I'm stuck in this thing, have I?

Don't be daft. People in wheelchairs live very full and exciting lives, achieving the highest highest heights i'm only going to be in it for three weeks not going to start training for parallympics i'm a woman you could have at least got further with setting the table they'll be here soon i don't think you'd do it any quicker with a bullet wound in your leg anyway i got distracted by a budgie. A butchie? Aye. It landed on

sill outside our window and paraded up and down, taunting me with its two working legs,

and then flew off again to experience the freedom so cruelly denied to me. Oh, you're so

dramatic lately, Keith. Why do they have to come over for dinner? To keep you company on

Halloween. It's a nice gesture.

Well, if they do an early disappearing trick, that will be a treat.

They're here. Are you ready?

Blimey, love. It's not the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

It's Dan and Sharon from Flat Cap and Ferret.

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