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Here's the news from BDTV. Keith, Keith! I'm in here watching the news.

Have you ever the news?

I told you, I'm watching it now, aren't a woman?

We're going into lockdown again the day after tomorrow because of the second wave.

Blimey, woman, I know, don't her?

I'm watching it.

I won't bother turning it on again.

You should just talk press conferences yourself from Kitchen.

You'd save the Prime Minister a lot of time.

Oh, don't start, Keith.

Oh, this is dreadful news.

Right, we'll need some essentials before folk buy up everything.

I'll write you a list.

Can you run down to the shop?

With my leg, I'm only just out of the wheelchair.

You're walking again, aren't you?

Surely you can make it to the corner shop.

You'll have to go, Duck. It's best I'm careful with it.

You bounced right out of here yesterday when that nurse from number 55 asked you to look at her drains. I was just being enabling, but I've paid for it since.

You had gone ages. I was ready to send a search party.

We were having a chat, that's all. What have you two got to talk about for so long? Oh, I don't know what she must think.

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