The Great S-Cake

Barmy Dale A British Podcast Sitcom

Barmy Productions

Comedy Fiction, Podcast Sitom, Comedy Series, Family Comedy, Podcast Series, Radio Sitcom, Character Comedy, Award Winning, Radio Comedy, Drama, Sitcom, Fiction, Retro Comedy, Nostalgic Comedy, Podcast Comedy, Classic Comedy, Comedy Podcast

5 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Nominated Best Podcast at the World Wide Comedy Awards 2021

"The writing is on point, the acting is on point, the timing is on point. Check out Barmy Dale!"

Daily Comedy News (USA)

This episode stars:

Juliet Howland as Gracie

Camilla Simson as Sharon

Stuart Wheeldon as Dan

Martin Skellern as Keith

Will Chitty as Branston

John Skellern as the Governor

Bethan Nash as female TV Presenter

Pierce Barron as male TV Presenter

Written by Skellern & Wheeldon

Audio editor Martin Skellern

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Ordering court. Keith Meadows, Dan Parker, I find you guilty of breaking and entering a nursing home and willfully spreading the coronavirus by removing your face mask in the presence of an elderly and vulnerable lady, who happens to be my mother. I am sentencing you to five hours in prison. You'll miss
0:25.4	your tea and the first half of the one show. Let that be a lesson to you both. Travesty, all we did
0:32.4	was try to prove our innocence. Take them away. Fight for us, Gracie. Don't let the world forget.
0:38.8	And keep my dinner warm in the oven.
0:40.4	Dear God, man, you're only going down for five hours.
0:43.4	It's the principal.
0:44.8	Get off me!
0:51.2	I can't believe it.
0:52.9	Aroopuns, convicts. Well, I can believe it.
0:57.3	I'm sorry. I'm tearing up. Keith likes a cup of Yorkshire tea and a slice of cake at four o'clock.
1:02.7	What's it going to do without it? They say prison changes people, don't they? It might come out a different man.
1:10.7	Well, they're only inside for five hours, Gracie.
1:13.6	Look, it's visiting time at three. Why don't we pop over and cheer them up?
1:16.6	Oh, that's a good idea.
1:19.6	Excuse me, pet.
1:21.6	Hello?
1:23.6	Who? You're from Randolph?
1:26.6	The one show? from the telly.
1:31.3	Just have to be tonight.
1:33.3	Oh, alright then.
1:36.3	That was the one show from the telly.
1:39.3	He'd wrote to them apparently.
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