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From The Vault: What Type Of Friend Is The Bert Show?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered what friend archetype you fall under? The Bert Show is about to find out how good of friends they really are!

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show. All right, so this is not about figuring out if you are a good friend or a bad friend. This is just trying to figure out what type of friend are you. Might have been an inaccurate tease, but it was a good one. It was a good one. So, because there's a type A friend, a type B, a type C, and a type D. And we are about to find out what type you are. Does D stand for D bag? Because I'm

0:23.6

pretty sure I'm that kind of friend. It does not. Is type B stand for bad friend? It does not.

0:31.4

Does C? Oh, you know what? I'm going to be C. Convenient. Does A stand for awesome friend?

0:38.4

That's what I am, so I'll take it, yes.

0:40.0

Okay.

0:40.6

All right, so I have recognized, and there's a running joke on mom, like mom talk and

0:47.2

mom Instagram of are you a type A mom or a type B mom?

0:50.5

Type A mom typically has her S together, and type B mom is a little more frantic and

0:56.9

I'm trying to be polite with my words here. Scatterbrained? Yes. Thank you. Okay. So at risk of

1:04.8

insulting both of them, the two women that I truly believe that I was in love with, which would be

1:10.7

Stacy, my ex-wife,

1:11.8

and my current girlfriend, Amanda, are two completely different moms.

1:17.1

Stacey would be, I mean, hardcore, intense on top of everything.

1:22.2

Amanda, a little bit more, let's say, free-flowing.

1:26.0

Yes.

1:27.0

And that is very accurate, very accurate.

1:29.6

But this also transcends into what type of friends you are.

1:34.3

So it's Deanna on TikTok.

1:38.1

Her handle is Sunny D, that's D-I-I-U-N-A.

1:43.0

And she had a TikTok go viral where she was imitating her type B friends, all right?

1:50.3

So we're going to start.

1:52.2

And then because that type B video went viral, she went ahead and did a type A, a type B, and a type C.

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