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All right, so Abby, how to decide if you should see someone again?

Yeah, I feel like a lot of women find themselves in this mix.

And I say women because I speak mainly to women because my friends are women.

But if you are out in the dating world and you're kind of deciding whether or not you should see somebody that you're dating again.

If you're kind of on the fence, I think at more Pesto please, the great philosopher from TikTok, has a great way to kind of put things into

perspective to decide if you should go on that next date. Friends, I would like to introduce you to

the newest tool in your tool belt when it comes to navigating the hellscape of dating, the pontoon test.

This is for people like me.

Single.

I'm very single.

I'm getting less action right now than a nun on bed rest.

And close with your family.

I'm super close with my family.

I see them all the time.

I talk to my mom every day.

How else would she know what flavor

oatmeal I'm currently enjoying? The pontoon test is something that I do in my noggin whenever I go on a

few dates with a potential suitor. I want you to picture a pontoon boat filled with your closest family and

friends. You're on a lake, on a lovely summer day.

We're back on a boat.

Everyone's crack in high noons, having a great time.

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