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From The Vault: This Cycling Instructor Had An Emotional Breakdown Mid Class!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

What happened at Bert’s cycling class over the weekend was so beautifully real, Bert HAS to share. Have you ever had an emotional breakdown in the WRONG place?!

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0:47.5

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0:50.1

You guys ever been so stressed out that the crazy starts leaking out of you in the most uncomfortable of situations?

0:59.0

Um, hi, have you met me every day?

1:01.1

Quite often.

1:01.9

Like, when's the last time you guys just had like, I don't want to say an inappropriate?

1:06.0

Just an emotional public meltdown that if people didn't know what was going on in your life they're like

1:13.2

that album is kind of crazy but it only happened because you're all stressed out you this is this is

1:17.4

really really weird that you're asking this because it literally happened like a week ago well

1:23.2

and thank god it was dark and i had a washcloth over my eyes so people couldn't tell.

1:30.3

But it was at the end of yoga.

1:32.7

So I'm in a full on hot yoga class and I'm laying there.

1:36.8

And I don't want to go into where my mind went or what my mind did.

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