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From The Vault: The Dark Side Of Soccer Is Sinister!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

If you're a big #futbol fan you probably know a little bit about the dark side of soccer...today Kristin is breaking down the scary stuff that goes down on the pitch!

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0:00.0

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I'm really mad, sad and bad.

0:10.0

I've been called mad and bad my whole life.

0:13.0

I've also had some real moments of sad, so I decided to make a podcast.

0:17.0

This series, I'll be speaking to my favourite actors, comedians, musicians and thinkers to find out what makes them mad, sad and bad. Out now.

0:27.3

This is like free therapy for you, wouldn't it?

0:34.7

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0:38.3

the logbooks, the high performance podcast, and the one you're listening to right now.

0:47.3

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:49.3

Look, it happens all the time with parents that there's never going to be anybody good enough to date your kid.

0:56.1

Never, never, never, never. So maybe you start making things up in your head that are worse than

1:01.6

they really are just so you can kind of create some tension and break them up. Yeah, I feel like for me,

1:08.8

if I ever do choose to become a parent, this is going to be

1:11.6

one of the hardest things for me is you have this picture you paint for your kid to where you feel

1:17.1

like their life is going to end up in a certain way. But the problem is, you're not holding the paintbrush,

1:21.3

but kids are. And sometimes that picture's going to look a little bit different. So my friend came to me with a question that I don't know why she came to

1:28.8

me with this because I don't have the answers, but she's like, I feel like my parents like my sister's

1:33.1

new boyfriend, they're just like my sister's new boyfriend for just kind of stupid and petty reasons.

1:38.5

So for a little backstory, my friend's sister is kind of like me. She's always been sort of chronically single. She had one really

1:46.4

serious boyfriend in college and, you know, they thought they were going to get married and then like

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