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The Bert Show.

My dark side series continues.

Today we have the dark side of car valets.

I went digging on the internet, courtesy of thrillist and Reddit.

I had came up with stories from car valets, some of the grossest, craziest, scariest stories they wanted to share.

Okay.

And they were plentiful.

All right.

First, from a car valet.

Someone gave away a car.

Luckily, we caught it early on.

It was a rental, and we have hurts on site.

So we got them the same rental car to use until theirs came back,

covered the whole rental costs, comp their parking.

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