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From The Vault: Have Women’s Cosmetics Gone Too Far?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Have women’s cosmetics gone too far? We think so after learning about THIS product…you’re telling us we have to be insecure about this now?!



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0:00.0

The Bird Show. You women, you're fascinating creatures. You're fascinating creatures.

0:06.2

We like to look good, feel good. Look good, feel good, do good. So we're in studio and I noticed

0:11.0

when I walked in here this morning that Abby looks especially tan this morning. So I asked her while

0:17.4

we were in break, are you going somewhere this weekend? And she said no. And I said, are you going somewhere next week? And she said, and she said, are you going somewhere this weekend?

0:22.0

And she said, no.

0:24.5

And I said, are you going somewhere next week?

0:26.0

And she said, no, why?

0:28.9

And I said, well, I noticed you got a beautiful spray tan.

0:29.7

And she said,

0:31.9

I'm going out to dinner with Kristen tonight.

0:33.6

And then I'm going to go to a bar and hopefully entrap a man into talking to me

0:36.0

for five to ten minutes.

0:37.1

I thought you get rubber spray tan all over him.

0:39.5

So if you were only going out to dinner with Kristen tonight, is that a spray tan event or is it more

0:49.0

applicable to afterwards when you're going out to bars?

0:51.7

It kind of depends because the first time we went out to

0:54.2

dinner, I did not get a spray tan because it was a weeknight and I was going straight home and then back

0:58.3

into the office the next day. But then last time I got a spray tan and we did go to the bars afterwards.

1:03.4

So I really do feel like it's more of a bars thing. Or sometimes it's a dress up thing and I plan

1:08.5

to look cute tonight and really like put in put some effort into an outfit.

1:12.2

And the spray tank completes it.

1:13.5

100%.

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