From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Patience!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | I'm concerned, I'm impressed, and I felt so satisfied yesterday. |
| 0:08.3 | I don't know how long I've been in this relationship with Instagram. |
| 0:12.3 | I'm not exactly sure what year I joined, but it yesterday proved to me in the most fulfilling and concerning ways that it knows me better than |
| 0:24.2 | anyone else in the world. And I'll tell you how I know this. And I don't know if you guys |
| 0:28.9 | have, this is the first time this magical time has ever happened to me. This magical and |
| 0:33.5 | dysfunctional time has ever happened to me. So after we do the show, I just need to breather, man. We've been talking four and a half, five hours. And I just need to defrag for a couple of minutes. So I go downstairs where I know everybody will leave me alone. I can eat my breakfast slash lunch, but I'm only down there for 10 minutes, right? So usually when I'm doing that, I just do some mindless scrolling. I like this video. |
| 0:55.4 | It makes me chuckle. |
| 0:56.8 | This one I have no interest in, so I just go by that one. |
| 0:59.3 | You know, same thing you do, right? |
| 1:01.1 | For 10 minutes yesterday, every single video that Instagram suggested in my reel was gold. |
| 1:09.0 | And I couldn't get out of the algorithm current. |
| 1:12.3 | Like giddy gold? |
| 1:13.4 | Giddy gold. |
| 1:14.4 | Yay. |
| 1:14.9 | Really giddy gold. |
| 1:16.3 | I sent Amanda so many reels because they were all so perfect. |
| 1:20.4 | Like it knew me perfectly. |
| 1:21.8 | There was one about ADHD where there's a girl doing everything that she's not |
| 1:26.3 | supposed to be doing just a couple of seconds before the directions are telling her what to do |
| 1:31.7 | and she's already messed it up. |
| 1:33.6 | There's another one here of, |
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