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From The Vault: Did We Discover The Best Relationship Advice Ever?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Did The Bert Show just stumble upon the best relationship advice ever? Maybe!




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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.3

She wants some relationship advice, and our listener needs some relationship advice because she was just scrolling through Facebook.

0:09.0

And she realized that her husband has added the girl that he used to cheat on her with.

0:15.0

And now we got real problems.

0:16.2

Ooh.

0:17.0

All right.

0:17.2

It says, hey, Bert Show, when I was 15 years old, I met my now husband.

0:21.4

He was that cute bad boy with green eyes and I was the innocent girl that was sheltered from everything.

0:28.8

He had been my first and only.

0:32.3

We were high school sweethearts and we were inseparable.

0:35.6

Less than a year later, we found out we were going to be parents.

0:38.6

My parents dropped me off at his house and basically said, good luck.

0:41.8

The situation was not ideal, but we made it work.

0:44.3

But at just 26 weeks pregnant, I went into premature labor and had my two-pound baby boy.

0:50.7

He's now almost 13 years old and completely healthy.

0:53.5

Once we had our baby, I found our

0:55.4

relationship falling off the rails. I was too busy caring for a preemie and it quickly

1:00.3

became my husband's excuse to go quote unquote hang out with his friends, drinking, partying,

1:06.0

and all the teenage boy stuff. During this time, he found an amazing job and at the age of 19 became a four

1:12.5

men in the oil fields. He is always taking care of me and our baby. His work ethic is incredible.

1:18.8

We had the resources for me to be a stay-at-home mom, which was amazing. Once my son turned five,

1:23.8

we decided to get married. No wedding, no rings, no nothing, just sign the paper and

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