Tonight on Distorted Views Monday Movie of the Week. Oh! Hey, watch where you're going! Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Yes. Yes, you just startled me, that's all. It began as a chance encounter. Where are you off to in such a hurry? I just got back from a third world country where I helped a poor tribe learn how to read. Oh, wow, that's incredible.

If I don't hurry, I'm going to be late for my job as a support advocate for blind and death

amputee children with HIV AIDS.

And blossomed into a fairy tale romance.

I hope you like seafood.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

Candles, a band, amazing food.

You did all this for me?

I've never met anyone quite like you.

You're smart.

You're funny.

You're beautiful.

I love your smile.

I love your rostrums.

My what now?

Oh, that's just what I call your eyelids.

Oh, okay.

But it was a love that came with strings attached. How do I look?

Eh, okay, I guess. What? What's wrong? I told you to wear the red dress. Always red.

I just thought. Why are you thinking when I told you what I wanted? Now, if you want to make it up to me,

maybe you'll finally pull the trigger on those implants.

Please don't make me do that.

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