Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, September 3rd, 2025.

Coming up on the program today, you do not want to piss off the princess of darkness.

Plus, I've got a new batch of dick-queep audio.

Getting body piercings is a dangerous adventure when you have Tourette's.

And a sniff freak tries to run over his date when she wouldn't let him smell her feet.

All coming up today.

For the best of everything, let's go Kroger's.

You can always count on us.

Tariffs are hitting Americans hard in the pocketbook,

so there's no better time to find some patriotic alternatives to imported favorites.

This week at Kroger Save Big and support our country with some homegrown substitutes.

Did you know 13% of beef is brought into our country?

With prices skyrocketing, why not try a delicious alternative?

USDA-grade Blercoon strips.

Raccoon meat is famous for that high fat content Americans love.

Greasy, bitter, and 100% indigenous. Now with scent glands pre-removed. Only $7.99 a pound.

New at Kroger's pharmacy department, United States manufactured pharmaceuticals. Who says we don't make anything in this

country anymore? Did you know the U.S. has more labs than all other countries combined?

Once you take into account domestic operations in trailer parks and vans, utilizing this amazing

supply chain, Kroger is pleased to present these medicinal equivalents. Are seasonal allergies giving you watery eyes and itchy skin?

Turn to new 24-hour maximum strength, non-drowsy methane.

Akey cold and flu symptoms got you down?

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