Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, August 29th, 2025 coming up on the program today.

A fat man nearly bankrupted a restaurant thanks to their all-you-can-eat-dinner promotion.

Plus, yanking a bikini-wearing barista out of a drive-thru window,

and how one woman's large sex toy collection ruined her life.

All this was your voicemails today.

Distorted View Daily proudly presents a customer upset with his mortgage rate.

About this home equity line, I got a, I redid my second mortgage with y'all, and you

fucked me on that, brother. You hit me for 12%, then you hit me for a $4,000 payoff pre-penalty. Of course, my credit's gone sky high since then. It's 732, so I'm dealing with $1,000. I've combined both of them, and they couldn't believe how you treated me you fucked me on that deal man you didn't

tell me there'd be a four thousand dollar penalty when i paid it off earlier paying it off than two

of three years but they get they're giving me 6.2% and combining both my loans and uh i might pray

for you and i might not but you have to fuck people man i wonder if your mama knew when she raised you and patted you on the head that you'd be working for these sleazy-ass credit card companies fucking people over, man. I badmouthed y'all to everybody I can. My name's . You know who I'm talking about. I'm going to pray for you, man, but, you know, I hope you get slow stomach cancer or rectum cancer or something

like that, or somebody you love gets some kind of disease, because you fucked me on this, man, and I worked my whole life for this house, and I didn't know, I'll call you all up, and y'all fuck me. Y'all fuck me, and you fucked me. And then on the other loan I got through y'all, y'all y'all raised the price three times. And I'm putting a hex on you, man.

Wait and see you.

In about three weeks she'll start throwing up something. through y'all y'all raised the price three times and i'm putting a hex on you man wait and see

in about three weeks you'll start throwing up something and then you're gonna get slow stomach

cancer i hope that's unchristian to say i know but you're a dog ass man you can't fuck of people

like this man so you know kiss my ass and don't send me no more paperwork. And I never called you

to cuss you like this, but you sent me new paperwork, and I'm telling you to get fugged. And either you or somebody you love is going to get slow stomach cancer. I'm putting a hex on you, mine. I'll probably have bad luck trying to do you dirty, but fuck you and the horse you rode in on you cock-socker,

motherfucker,

ass wipe or ditto head

silly motherfucker.

Don't send me nothing else dickhead dude from hell

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