Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

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Whoa, whoa.

Not that sounding really good.

Well, the thing is, let me see something about that. No.

We all, this is actually a really acute observation of the human, the human psyche. We all have a go-to-no. That is absolutely my go-to-no. And you, and every time you do it well because you're good at it, you always go, oh my God, that sounded good. I'm sure you've been out so many times this podcast. But like, it doesn't negate the fact that it was an amazing note. No, I know. But it is your soft sweet spot. I think subconsciously I just want everyone to take note of how well that came out. Take note of the note, babe. Yeah, but was that a C minor? Something that didn't come out well of my mouth. The other day, I had to return something. And the thing about me is I hate a return.

Like I hate, like I'm buying. I'll just keep it. I'm buying for, that's my thing. If it's my loss,

and that should be my learning moment. I agree. It's almost like, you know, I'll live and I'll learn.

And I'll die with this jacket that does not fit.

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