167 - "MILF4EVR" Revoked: DMV Ruins The Vibes Again

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.0 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.0	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:08.0	Listen up, campers.
0:09.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.0	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.0	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
0:17.0	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.0	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.1	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.5	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:34.6	It is week 167 here at camp.
0:40.9	I feel nourished.
0:42.1	I feel good.
0:42.6	I just had buffalo chicken before this episode started.
0:45.3	I feel like it's all up in my gums.
0:47.7	It's all up in my mouth.
0:49.3	Yeah, this was smell of it.
0:50.3	It would just smell like buffalo wild wings in here.
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