Frisky Business

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves.

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0:00.0	S.O. wants to help you use your car a little less by hopping on your bike a little more,
0:04.5	especially for those shorter trips, like the popping out for a pint of milk trip,
0:09.8	or the off-to-pick up the kids' trip, or even the Friday night chippy trip.
0:16.0	And to make the swap easier, every day S.O. is giving away an e-bike and 10,000
0:20.5	nectar points that you could spend on cycling gear. Could you do a journey differently?
0:24.9	Search S.O. thoughtful driving to find out more. See terms and conditions at sso.co.uk.
0:54.9	You always get these old girls.
0:56.6	Yeah, I got these gills, baby.
0:59.3	Like, huh?
1:02.7	But I remember they're like, go, you have the kids, and I was like,
1:07.4	What's that, a rock paper scissors?
1:08.6	No, no, it was right there, true to the dare.
1:10.6	Oh, okay, that's different.
1:11.4	Yeah, no, rock paper scissors.
1:12.8	Rock paper scissors.
1:14.3	God, I think of you.
1:18.1	But I remember, I didn't know it was like a kiss, and I was like, that's a vague.
1:22.5	Are we tongueing it or not?
1:24.2	And then I changed.
1:24.8	True, that's true.
1:25.4	I think I went in for normal kids, and she went in for tongue by the time my tongue
1:28.6	adjusted. We started wrestling.
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