91: Michael Goes Celibate?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH??

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0:00.0	Yeah, women fix your vagina.
0:01.7	It's because like y'all's pee come out.
0:03.9	You ever seen a garden hose
0:05.4	and you put your finger over the garden hose
0:06.6	and it comes out like that?
0:07.4	That's how women's vagina's pee.
0:09.1	Pfft.
0:10.8	You just put your ear next to a Trojan box.
0:12.5	You can hear stiff fox coming out.
0:14.7	I think I didn't hear a lot of things coming out of a trojan
0:16.3	because there's a lot of air.
0:17.9	Do you guys remember those?
0:19.6	It was like a toy you could buy when you're younger
0:21.3	and it was like called like a hit clip or something?
0:23.1	It was basically just like,
0:24.2	what? Is that your dad hitting me?
0:25.1	It was like a piece of plastic that you could get at Target
0:27.3	and it would have like 45 seconds of like a Kelly Clarkson
0:30.0	song on it and that was it.
0:31.4	And you had to buy a different one of these toys.
0:33.2	Oh, I think I know.
0:34.2	I didn't know about the toothbrushes that had this song.
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