Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable, a Wood Elf production.

This week, Virgin Engineer Mark throws down the gauntlet and asks his peers, how much

do you love me? Bob the question thief, can't name his BFS favorite

tipple, but thinks he is a cancer and Wade admits to being a shit friend and didn't even

know which of his buddy's organs was missing.

Yes, it's time for Friendship Test, Mark Edition. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable, the podcast where I and the host and judge and arbitrator

of the quality content that is about to enter your ears, welcome everyone one and all.

In this podcast, we discuss whatever the hell we want to discuss and I will be the arbitrator

of what we discuss, but to discuss this, I am joined by my good friends Bob and Wade.

Hello. Hi Bob. Hi Bob. Still Wade. Hi Wade. Even though Bob and I sound like the same

person, we're two different people, I promise.

Indistinguishable. Which one of us is this? Couldn't tell you.

Am I Wade? Hi Bob. I don't know.

Enter on the subreddit if you think you know, you'll get points if you get it right.

Hmm. Vote A for me. Vote B for me. How are you guys?

All right. Not bad. Pretty good I guess.

Yeah. Man, this is thrilling.

Well, I'm trying to say, you want spoiler alert. This is being recorded before it comes out

and I'll probably be post surgery when this comes out. So I'm wondering how I will be post surgery.

Probably fine. You don't need to wonder how you are in the future. You just need to tell me how you are right now.

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