Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, a with-elf production.

This week, the Frigia Appreciation Society meets again.

Bob underestimates the utility of Micro-Masteryvers and nearly tongues himself to death.

Winning Wade puts a poison of doghouse with farts, and Mark has a magnificent manfall,

and wants Sonic Boom inducing erections, from improvised musicals to clouding around.

Yes!

It's time for Wade's silly choices.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Will I'm gonna eat crackers the whole time?

I hope please cut out on my crunching.

And make his talking sound like he's not chewing only tough.

Thanks Will, I've first sat in post, okay?

I'm gonna be eating outtoids, I'm both gonna be biting them and rolling them around between my teeth.

So if you could just get that out of there.

I'm gonna be hosting.

I'm not sure which of these three things is more annoying for you to deal with Will.

I'm gonna be eating live puppies, so please cut their screams out.

Oh god no!

I mean wolf!

Yeah, I'm really good.

No, you're allowed to laugh, Mark.

This fucking guy is fucking guy.

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