Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable a with-elf production this week Bob hosts at Harold's limestone for cracks in erections

And licks his hands clean after an expulsion

Mark sees groceries from being lost and gets caught red handed in the condom jar

Wade stalks Mark nearly gets stabbed in the back and checks for anthrax

Yes, it's time for

profession confession now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show

Hello listeners and welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I am your host today and my name is Bob

If you're new here, this is a podcast where I host well actually that's not true one person hosts and the other two

compete I'm hosting this week because I won the last episode because I am the best friend in the world and or I am a slightly better

Bad friend than Wade is but whatever it find for whatever reason I won and as you'll see there are points

Sometimes or otherwise, you know scoring or it's all it's it doesn't matter. There's just gonna be a winner

That's the ultimate the ultimate thing as a winner could be arbitrary could be highly scientific

Who knows but one of these two men about to introduce will be that winner. These are gonna be Mark or Wade

Is that where we come in hey? Hey? I don't know man. Is me hi? Don't say hi

Bob you have ten toes. Do I win?

Bob you have five toes on your left foot. Ooh, which one is a writer? That's the real question right one

And unless you guys are about my crossed over then it's your left

Oh, if anything your left foot has toes that go incrementally bigger from picky to big toe

So they're kind of escalating in a right

Unless your second toe from the big one is a little bit longer, which is a common thing in feet

Well, I'm bigger not longer. Yeah, I know I know it's a volume

Metric leave and if the one might be long well, you are assuming him at volume. I mean he could have meant like he just said bigger

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