Friendsgiving Was A Failure After Someone Did THIS To The Turkey!

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🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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How did Moe’s friendsgiving go? Almost perfect…until someone botched the biggest part of the party and almost ruined it completely! THE TURKEY. He'll explain.

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0:32.8	This is the bird show.
0:35.0	If you can think of the one thing that someone could do to ruin a friend's giving, it's the exact thing that one of my friends did.
0:43.6	Okay.
0:44.0	One thing that could ruin a friend's giving.
0:46.2	Can we all take a shot at it before you tell us?
0:48.5	Take a shot at it at the end before I give y'all how we got there.
0:51.8	Okay.
0:52.2	Okay?
0:52.5	Because I'm curious as to which I think it will be.
0:54.7	So, to recap for anyone who may not have heard this story,
0:58.0	I went on probably a top five petty streak for the last year of my life,
1:04.0	and it all started with Friendsgiving.
1:06.3	So my lady came up with this idea to have a Friendsgiving every year.
1:10.3	We had the first one last year.
1:11.8	This year was the second annual.
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