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Absolutely Not

Fried Fridays and Online Dating with guest, Elizabeth Howard

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Heather Sits down with one of her oldest and dearest Delta Gamma sisters, Elizabeth Howard, to discuss the trials and tribulations of online dating with her single sister. SHE IS APPALLED and shocked to find out that men will message you wanting to know about your dental work. NOT OK. They discuss surviving life in college and trying to make it out of 2020 alive!
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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:06.6

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at this same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMan.

0:18.1

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:22.8

I'm your host Heather McMan.

0:24.8

Thank you for being here. I hope you all have just had a wonderfully blessed week.

0:29.5

You're starting off this Wednesday, strong and ready for a good giggle.

0:33.4

I'm thrilled to have one of my dearest and oldest friends here in the studio.

0:38.4

And we're going to discuss kind of the perils of what it's like to be a single woman.

0:42.9

I've been out of the game for a while, but I know so many of my listeners are single and out there

0:48.5

mingling in this wild fucking world of online dating.

0:52.3

And I would love to hear an outside perspective.

0:54.8

You've heard about it from the Georgia Law lady.

0:56.8

You've heard about it from you fucked my mom being back on the market.

1:00.4

But I wanted to talk to one of my oldest and dearest friends.

1:03.8

I just we were having wine last night and we were going through some of our options.

1:07.5

And I was like, we have got to fucking talk about this in a bigger picture sense on the podcast.

1:13.6

So I'm excited to bring my friend in.

1:15.2

And also I've noticed I get the biggest reaction when I just bring in like,

1:19.9

you know, good old boys, if you will.

1:22.3

The people in my life who've known me the longest,

1:25.0

this is a safe space for us all just to chair and connect and to giggle our fucking asses off.

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