Friday, December 26th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who chewed a police car’s seats, when you hired an escort (not for sex), a farting man on a plane, a driver’s license with meth on it, a dude who accidentally shot his buddy in the ass, why a woman stabbed her boyfriend in the penis, helping a listener decide whether or not to get with a MILF, a professor with a clown fetish, a sex therapist who will bang you to save your marriage, how a woman got lost for days in a corn maze and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.9	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20.7	There is a restaurant in Downey, California, called Ojos Locos.
0:25.3	Okay.
0:26.5	That has been fined thousands of dollars because the town they're in thinks these ladies are wearing uniforms that are way too revealing.
0:37.3	Now, is this just an...
0:38.6	Please don't tell me it's just an uptake town
0:41.1	and tell me that this is scandly-clad,
0:44.8	amazing Mexican dining.
0:47.3	Than like a hoot, like a Mexican hooters.
0:49.4	But worse?
0:51.6	No.
0:52.0	What do you mean worse?
0:52.8	You know, like more revealing, more extra awesome.
0:56.2	I mean, you can judge for yourself.
0:57.6	I've got video.
0:58.0	Has it been done before?
0:59.7	Mexican hooners?
1:01.1	Oh, I think we should bring it down.
1:05.9	Tableside guac?
1:07.4	I'm ready for it.
1:08.9	Sounds awesome.
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